To be honest, being an adult is essentially like playing “Where are my keys?” forever and ever and “Have I left the flatiron on?” However, do not despair, my friend who forgets everything! There are numerous budget-friendly devices from Amazon that can help transform your life from a soap opera to something, let’s say, a less crazy soap opera. We present to you the most absurdly inexpensive gadgets that will truly change your life (and might save you on therapy bills too).
1. Never Lose Track Again: Apple AirTag ($29) – Because Keys Hide and Seek is a Game for Amateurs
In a situation similar to Wipeout participants, who hurried from one room to another of his house, taken unexpected twists and turns like a hunting dog. It is the tiny keys traitorous enough hide and seek game to leave you panting. Meet AirTag, the tiny tracker that effectively advises your keys with a mocking tone, “No, I won’t let you win this time”. Just connect the AirTag to your keys, wallet, your pet rock (yes, we indeed!), and have the Find My network locate them. Be careful not to attach it to your partner; they may misunderstand you, or alternatively, if you are too attached, they might always know your whereabouts in real time.
2. Big Sound, Small Price: Anker Soundcore 2 Portable Bluetooth Speaker ($27.99) Because Who Needs Fancy Speakers When You Have a Bucket and a Spoon? (Okay, Maybe not.)
Are you looking for a picnic where things can be more interesting than ants and just plain disappointments? Well, if this is the case, get yourself an Anker Souncore 2! It is quite powerful despite its small size, as it can reproduce your favourite songs throughout the day without losing its battery power within 15 hours. How do you feel when you hear squirrels gathering around, all confused about their life decisions for every tune that emanates from your sound system?
3. Crystal Clear Calls on a Budget: Tozo T10 Bluetooth Earbuds ($23.99)—Finally, Untangle Yourself from the Tech Kraken!
Sick and tired of appearing like a human medusa entangled in a web of wires? These wire-free earpieces are at your fingertips. The Tozo T10 has exceptional sound quality for calls and songs too, a snug fit, and a never-ending charging time. Now, responding to this work call by imagining yourself as a synchronised swimmer is easy—nobody will notice (or maybe they will, but you won’t have wires all over your head anyway).
4. Smart Home on a Dime: Amazon Smart Plug ($24.99)—Because Who Wants to Get Out of Bed to Turn Off the Lights Like Some Kind of Animal?
Asly, we are all aware of the familiar challenge: when you find out you’re feeling too tired to have switched off the light you left on. Amazon Smart Plug will help you address what has been bothering you. It must be plugged in, the lamp put on (a disco ball would not be a bad idea), and then you can be able to manipulate it using your voice or smartphone via either Alexa or Google Assistant. Thus, you may scream with pleasure from within your bedding, saying, ‘Alexa, disco party!’.”
5. Track Your Health Goals: Renpho Smart Scale ($17.99)—Because Denial Ain’t a Fitness Strategy
Renpho Smart Scale incorporates more than mere weight-checking ability into its feature set. By using sophisticated bioelectrical impedance analysis, it calculates other vital statistics like body fat percentage and muscle composition. After you finish eating your fourth slice of pizza at 3 am, you can now pop over to your bathroom scale and ask yourself whether all these additional calories are converting into muscles or not, but don’t hold your breath, babe (they likely aren’t).
